Now, I'm Not Saying

I'm not saying that everyone should look like slobs, I just don't think that you have to spend a thousand bucks on trendy bullshit that won't matter in five years. If you're in love with it - AWESOME! If not, spend some time and find it for cheap; time is money, my friends.

I want to buy the shit out of this Celine bag.

shit just got real

However, money isn't everything, especially when shit you're spending it on is as trendy as Charlie Sheen. (I'm using him as an example because he sucks huge dick. #winning)

maxi dresses = slankets

Let's be real, who hasn't passed out in a dress? I did this past weekend wearing a maxi dress, and it ruled. It's like wearing a blanket--not like a Snuggie, because those are terrible. Here are some comfy lookin' maxi dresses for you to PTFO 'N.

needsupply 

shopnastygal

(be careful, this has a zipper on the back)

and for you penny hoars out there...

target

pop open those buttons and you'll show some great cleav, too!

target

because, why would you buy a $60 basic at Anthro when you can get a cheeeap Xhilaration?

slanket out, ladiezz.